I get targeted by raffle-ticket sellers on an almost daily basis. I am currently selling tickets for Breast Cancer research and, er, some blind people.

I’ve sold more of the breast cancer ones as their prizes are better. First prize: a car. Blind first prize: a picnic hamper.

Maybe this says more about my friends than anything else, but I’d rather have a car than a sodding picnic (unless it came with gold wine and money and free pepsi and virgins, together with a bunch of other shit).